Reminds me of my ex that would regularly need me to assist her with her stuffy nose as she had already discovered this effect. Do I ever miss that dusty apartment.
Had a sinus congestion, rubbed one out, gone. Shit works.
LPT: using a small vibrator on your sinuses can also help. It loosens the mucus up like shaking ketchup in a bottle.
Wank your way to wellness.
Oh yeah!
Before I had septum surgery and I’d get constant congestion I thought that jerking off actually helped me to breath better. Honestly I actually thought it was placebo, nut apparently not!
Single best typo ever
lmao I won’t edit it
Hey! I remember you from a former life on reddit or lemmy or stackoverflow or something, and always thought of you as a decent person. Good to see you on lemmy.
Either Lemmy or reddit. I think we’ve talked here a few times. How’ve you been?
All good, new job, nice colleagues, supportive boss, fun car. You?
That’s awesome! I’m glad you’re doing well! 😊
Hope you have a happier and better year than ever before.
I appreciate that a lot! Right now is more just about coping, to be honest, but I’ll get to equilibrium eventually haha
Shit, this can be my solution to my long term cat allergy, but i gonna collect more data on that.
Hope relief cums quickly
Ask for the cat’s consent fist
Please do not the cat
A cat is fine too.
Do not what the cat?
Fist
A C A T I S F I N E T O O
My thing is they say good sex can clear up allergies but what about bad sex?
It gives you allergies.
And gonohreia
No that comes from bad smelling.
There’s this old Finnish saying: “Nuha lähtee nussimalla” which translates roughly to “Fucking gets rid of flu”. Guess there’s some truth to that, then.
Orgasm via zebra stampede was not tested in the study, therefore it cannot be asserted that this method has the same result.
Is that to be understood verbatim, or is it a euphemism for something?
It’s to be understood verbatim AFAIK :D
It’s amazing how well your body can turn off pains and symptoms just because “might be mating!”
Have to look presentable! Be on top form!
Or bottom, we don’t judge here. Y’all do you
But… I’m into being judged… ):
Why not write orgasm relieves sinus congestion? Do we need to codify how orgasm arrives? What about a stampede of angry zebras? That usually does the trick for me
If a stampede of zebra’s gets you off more power to you.
Because it doesn’t work on Furries.
Too bad it doesn’t work to stop my partner from snoring
I find that, if I just get up and jerk off in the basement, I can’t hear it for a while.
My gosh. Imagine how fucking congested I would be.
i can get my vibrator covered by insurance to cure migraines.
I tried to get insurance to cover my Chuck’s Suck ‘n Fuck 9000 but they blocked my number.
Formerly Sneeds
didn’t they used to call it “mania” back in the 17th century?
hysteria, I believe
That’s why, to this day, removal of a woman’s uterus is still called a ‘hysterectomy’. As in, removal of what causes hysteria.
The Greek word ‘hystera’ means womb, or uterus, so ‘hysteria’ is literally just ‘uterus syndrome’. To take a broader brush, it kind of means ‘woman syndrome’.
Surprises me we still use this naming convention in English, given the obvious modern connotations.
oh yeah! that’s what it was.
stop being hysterical you damnable woman!
You should find a place where nobody can see you first, though. Don’t ask me how I know
Gives a whole new meaning to “unclogging those pipes”
Hell really makes you see porno a different way when the “handyman” come a knockin.
(He walks in, wearing an un-flattering speedo)
“Hey, babe. You ready for a good time?”
“Oh. God. Honey…please, not now, I have a splitting headache. I’ve had this stuffed up nose and it feels like I haven’t been getting enough air all day.”
“I have good news for you, and great news for me.”I can get rid of it in 30 seconds ;)
That is a bold claim.
