United States Secretary of State Antony Blinken announced via press statement on Sept. 21 that the U.S. has authorized a new round of security assistance for Ukraine worth $325.
That headline leaves off an important word
The package includes $128 million in new weapons and equipment and $197 in military aid under previously authorized drawdowns.
Million. $325 million
I did wonder.
Next aid package for Ukraine is a PS4, a TV, and a copy of Ace Combat for fighter pilot training
What about the TiVo in their contract?
Tug Speedman gets his TIVO!!!
I was like, “What are they going to do? Buy them a dozen tourniquets off Amazon?”
$325M, which should go without saying. But with our government, you can never assume.
I did like the thought of them sliding over an envelope with just $325 in it
Good luck guys, you got this!
$325? They didn’t even get one COVID check?!? /s
I qualified but never got a single goddamn check.
You should have gotten the money in your taxes those years, hopefully you didn’t miss out on it entirely.
Fuck russia. We’re destroying that shithole on the cheap.
So, we’re sending them a doorbell cam for the border?
We could’ve at least made it about $350
Goddam loch Ness monster
Republicans can’t get together for that high of a spending cost.
I think you dropped a few zeros. It is $325000000, not $325.
That was the original headline, and to be fair I didn’t notice the mistake myself. I’ll change it rn.
Uhhh, sorry Ukraine, I’ll match that security assistance if you think an extra $325 would help. Or should they just start a GoFundMe campaign at this point?
Good editor.
