I’m going to say “I hope we don’t get off on the wrong foot” and then they’re going to ask me to leave.

If the hotness is high, I will comply.

Bang them against the toe

People with foot fetish: ｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡

I’d think the bed was ugly, but I wouldn’t say a damn thing. I’d just use those big toes for leverage.

Have demented sex

Then we are gunna do the bad thang on the good foot.

I would feel defeeted

Obviously I would look past all the positive attributes my crush has and never see them again. Following my retreat I would then begin to evaluate everyone elses taste while placing my own above them. Naturally, they would all fall short aswell and I will seclude myself entirely. Then I will become frustrated that I have no strong connections with anyone because they are beneath me and no one understands my greatness.

All because I couldn’t see that that bed was funky and cool in a weird way.

I want to leave, but the doors are already sealed. Suddenly I hear a faint voice next to my ear: “Take off your socks”

Why would have you a crush on Quagmire?!

I’d get real anxious about not having had time to tidy up my toenails.

It’s a little bothersome that be toes don’t touch the ground

First I sit at the foot of the foot bed.

If they’re a podiatrist, it might be ok