In the spirit of Agatha Christie cozies I’ve noticed as a technique of masking having a couple of distinct character traits puts others at ease, so I’m the guy in a cat tee who really likes coffee, and if that’s all I am then I’m less likely to be the killer.
Contrast a quiet but large goblin who is nervous and uncomfortable in social situations.
Alright there buddy. So how many people have you killed so far?
If you have to ask then you’re no detective.
238, it’s right in their name
²³⁸U killed far more than 238 people. Probably more than ²³⁵U.
Grrr. Liftoff doesn’t support superscript… Thanks, Unicode!
More like: “This weird hat and long beard must suffice for the first two years of our relationship.”
can’t get over how fucked up his hand is
All beards need a comb
He had no personality looong before it was cool
this is amishphobic
Y’all just jealous of my weird hat
I mean, you could do a lot worse than “the guy with the hat and beard” …
You could also do better, “three foot five guy with a cat and a bucket of seed”.
Ew. Yes you could do better then that
“the guy with the mutilated left hand”
Doesn’t apply to me. I also have a nose ring.
Ok that’s just fancy
If you come to visit you’ll be bored to tears
We haven’t even paid the phone bill in three hundred years.
