tf is god gonna do, start existing? LMAO

Ah yes, the all-knowing, all-powerful being demands more flesh!

Wow, what weird religion is that??

God sounds like an insufferable asshole. Imagine how fucked up heaven must look like if there’s all those nutjobs and child rapists up there.

Didn’t you read the goddamn book?

The whole point was that the Jesus guy didn’t have any kids and thus he got stuck with all the sins.

Go reproduce and then make sure to all tithe and be meek and shit.

Has this person not heard of Jesus? You know, the guy who supposedly died specifically to wash away our sins.

God over here like “So, when are you giving me grandchildren!?!”