Is this the bottom half of Loss?

I once sat next to a family from our local car dealer commercials in a restaurant and they spent the entire time talking about their recent trip to Paris. The whole conversation was about how the food wasn’t American enough and the cable at the hotel didn’t have their shows. Nothing about sights or culture or experiences.

They’re pro wrestlers doing a skit, so thankfully she’s fine in this case. Enjoy your memes, friend.

I had a girl in my classroom watch the second plane hit the tower and said out loud to the room, “wow, what a coincidence.” We were so innocent… and she was so dumb.

People at work tell me my phone voice is so nice and soothing, but they don’t know it’s shaving hours off my life each time like a cigarette.

That’s been a huge block for me, too. I need help, but I can’t spend the time and money it would take to find someone who won’t prejudge me on a few demographics. I wish there was a thing like a bridal show where you could meet mental health professionals in a speed date-like format to find someone comfortable and supportive of your circumstances.

People who don’t dislike me yet! Also, there’s no category for people who do like me? I guess that’s accurate.

That’s a lot of confidence in your ball garglin’ skills.

I need something to pay attention to while I’m piloting my 3 ton pedestrian shredding murder machine. What am I supposed to do, look at the road? Boring! Get Crossy Road and YouTube Shorts up in this bitch, stat.

Not pictured: the pile of oil splashed and corn covered cash that keeps them complicit.

And that’s at least twice as much as ol’ Peon Mush over there!

Looks like he ran a trace route for a little over 3 years and it found that the ‘woke mind virus’ was coming from inside the host! He then deleted the file/DNS…? Last part is unclear given the context.

We’ll just have to beat them to deaf wif their own shoes.

Elonald Trusk!

Sick entropy, though.

I believe I am currently on those drugs! To me, this means that sci-fi is usually written starting from the universe and then focuses down to the individual, but fantasy is written from the individual up to the world. Sci-fi has more of a universe building focus and fantasy has more of a personal and character development focus.

My tag team partner Yahweh and I are about to turn your firstborn into 24-in pythons, Brother!

In my experience, the best way to make 8 hours feel like a thousand years is to get a job in IT.

I call that the Dutch lift.