Noita is so fucking sick.

Let me check… I have… 909 hours on it.

I’ll never tell, that bacon also looks great :D

That’s not dull I would kill for some waffles rn

I fucking hate myself for laughing at this.

I looked it up (because I’m trying to keep up appearances as the world’s worst automotive journalist).

I dug it, was my first time hearing it, it’s a bop :D

As an illiterate fool, I resemble that remark!

Just because it’s funny, the insurance industry defines flood damage as:

“By definition, a flood vehicle has been completely or partially submerged in water to the extent that its body, engine, transmission or other mechanical component parts have been damaged.”

An illiterati I may be, but I do know a little about cars, and how car titles work. The only way that self-destructed Cybertruck is getting sold is as scrap metal or as a branded-title car that nobody can insure. If you don’t know what a flood branded title is or what what that means for owning/selling the vehicle, treat yourself to some literacy and Google it.

+1 for adding a snorkel/d-breather. Costs something like $150, easy weekend project, then you have a permanent “wade mode” that actually works.

Approximately.

Like JFC the manual doesn’t even tell you the EXACT amount of shallow water that will brick your truck in the purpose built “wade” mode XD

Also, if you’re taller than a typical 10 year old, you’re not wading in 32 inches. That’s, at best, “Puddle Stomping” mode.

I did get a little of that Schadenfreude when he learned on camera the “close cover” button was also broken. Like, the truck just kept sustaining water damage as he was recording.

That’s fuckin awesome

Thought you were singing me Electric Citizen, and I got real excited before I realized the lyrics were similar but different.

“In the shallow water, watch me slowly drown” does sort of fit for the truck tho…

You can straight up see a Toyota Corolla backed up next to the “extreme” water that they crossed. XD

Classic comedy

Neither do most nazi men, apparently. Sales are in the shitter, even for the far right. They talk about it, but hardly any of them are actually cutting the check for a shiny new ultra-light-duty luxury pickup truck.

Surprisingly, several commenters on Reddit thought Teslas were owned by mostly females, just based on them knowing mostly females who drive them. Statistics/sample sizes can be weird that way!

Everybody knows a shit truck when they see one, and that thing is an absolute fucking garbage “truck” XD

Also all those things, correct, I’d just invert the order in terms of what is causing the sales dip.

Mouse summarizes it cleaner than I do. Just read their comment if you don’t got time to read a long and rambling stats analysis:

https://fedia.io/m/[email protected]/t/2166979/Tesla-s-Unspoken-Demand-Problem-Women-Don-t-Want-Them/comment/10681838#entry-comment-10681838

Ya love to see it.

Illinois is also building some pretty sweet EVs, Rivians all over the place

Any time, fam :)

I mean, it’s not like it got less relevant in the last 60 days. Didn’t one just blow up out in Cali and the doors all failed? Feels more relevant than ever.

I actually don’t know! Just saw the gif and liked it :)