

I’m so sick of these bubble pump articles. Just fucking pop already so we can go on about our lives.


I’m so sick of these bubble pump articles. Just fucking pop already so we can go on about our lives.


Yeah it’ll only save nearly a billion euro instead of a billion euros.
What’s the difference between a million dollars and a billion dollars?
About a billion dollars.
I would still think about that on my death bed 50 years from now if I did that.


My first thought was “oh fuck what are they going to make us do now at TSA checkpoints”

The entire time I was going “no way. They’ll hire someone else like they always do. I don’t even need this job”
I’ve even noticed it with the speed of looping gifs. It appears slowest the first time I see it, speeds up if I zone out, and slows down or speeds up depending on how I focus on details in it.
Happened to me. Applied on a whim 30 minutes before the deadline, resume slapped together in 5 minutes mostly from memory. Got a phone call, an interview, background check and security clearance and here I am!
Fuck!
I also had to move like 700km for the job. House prices are cheap though.
Edit: I’m also not going to say what I do. Lets pretend I release boxes of ticks filled with Lyme disease in the woods as part of a alphabet agency program or something.


Also this is like mandating printers that can’t print pictures of dicks
“how would you prefer to be underpaid and abused?”


Apparently I heard we only know of how shitty he is because someone probably burned his house down and he fled suddenly? It baked the bad reviews he kept in his house (lol) into something that could survive to today.
Have you ever once, in your entire life, been to a university campus anywhere? I’ve observed this with my mk I eyeballs and a functioning brain while attending university.
Why are you down voting them? They’re right? They’re actually correct. Like 90% of solid ocean pollution is from just a few developing countries.
And yeah landfills exist… Do people really think straws teleport into the ocean on their own volition?
Their heads would explode if they only knew how far left you can go
Nah Nazism was totally fine and even applauded until they started expanding and were going to pose a competition problem for established capitalists. The allies won because they had the common interest of crushing a competitor that would cost them profit and power. The axis lost because the 3 of them were empire building and didn’t have common interest beyond “don’t fight over the same stuff. Maybe help each other?”


I’m tired boss
I’ve heard from recovered meth addicts they’re glad they weren’t alcoholics since you don’t see near constant ads for meth everywhere.
I love getting people riled up about teaching Arabic numerals in schools