Ladies and gentlemen
Take my advice
Take of your pants
And slide on the ice

-Dr. Sidney Freedman

It’s funny because at the reception, she gave the toast.

“I know things are bad now, but I can 100% guarantee you won’t got to Hell when you die.”

I picked up an ethernet card the other day, but it stopped working a couple of hours after I installed it. Overall, it was a net loss.

This just in from the British Commonwealth:

NO

I mean, if your server is using samba to share: net use * \homeserver\share {password} /user: {username} /persistent: yes /savecreds

Turns out if you give them that speech, they assume you are ordering a Baconator.

Bag? Oh, like a sack!

Decent chance they could have been called Dumbi.

Very demure.

Might also be a good idea to stay away from CARmilla.

“Now make like the Phantom and disappear!”

John Cock

Making premarital sex illegal: He’s fine with that.

State-mandated couples: too far…?

“Seeking: Someone meticulous who can really test me, and doesn’t mind when I go multi-user.”

I’m open and vulnerable, my Street Pass is on.

“A warrior’s hug.”

Yaaarrrrrrrrr fucking kidding me.