Answering the question once and for all “what’s worse than finding a worm in your apple”

I forget exactly what I was searching for, but it had the word young in it. Google told me this is illegal and refused to do it.

Scared me off the whole Internet for like 2 days.

I saw a post about this last night. Really scary stuff.

Poor sexpest. Nobody needs that. Look at his disappointment. Like a dog whos been told off.

I’ll still never quite understand the concept of money at a national scale.

We have shitload of unemployed people. We have showrooms full of tractors and diggers sitting doing nothing. We have space for what we need. We have supermarkets full of food and houses sitting empty.

We have all the stuff that we need to get all the stuff that we need but we got no money to let any of it happen.

Bizarre.

I have very little knowledge here, but its the military. Even to non-US military thousands of buckaroos are basically a rounding error.

If they’re after suggestions for designs, I say let grok create it. Add an extra level of spice and spectacle when it obviously ends up in court

We gotta get the new data centres built fast before the water can run out completely.

Time is of the essence!

Why does this look less like a sex thing and more like a Mighty Boosh thing?

Yeah the vets that also operate on criminals are fuuuuucked

The amount of concessions you grant are tied directly to what time your alarm clock is set to.

Sure thing honey, I was totally flirting with the pizza delivery girl for the entire 4 seconds the door was open. Very disrespectful. Won’t do it again. Honestly. Please let me sleep.

We all saw how industrialised the killing was in WW2. That was 80 years ago, with equipment we would consider fairly primitive today. They’re constantly threatening WW3.

Extermination is exactly the right word. It undersells the wholesale slaughter we will be sent to if anything.

He existed but he must never have actually bothered learning to do anything.

Definitely. I haven’t even begun to use it yet and its already pissing me off. If I touch the phone in just the wrong way it starts doing AI at me. Turns out it starts doing AI at me if I hold the power button down to turn it off. Imagine my anger.

Every time I turn my Windows laptop on it throws more and more copilot bollocks at me that I dont need or want and dont have the time to try and disable so I just have to spend the whole time fighting it off like a dog trying to hump my leg when I’m trying to cook dinner.

Furries suddenly made a lot of sense to me when someone told me a lot of them are surgeons.

I think I’d find regular Humans pretty repulsive after cutting them open and watching them die and cutting out massive tumours and shit.

Also the competition was a literal joke. Every single possible outcome is equally unbelievable

I thought they were nicer these days but just attributed it to growing up and palate changing.

“We’ll draw straws at the time”