I have no problem believing it. As a thought exercise, imagine United or Liverpool or shudder Spurs winning the league today.

I’d be furious. I’d be back under the covers and refusing to come out for hours, maybe go on a rage workout or even have a few drinks.

But City winning? Yeah, sure. I don’t give a shit. I can only hope that their lawyers can’t save them from whatever weak punishment the FA doles out for permanently sucking the joy out of this league.