• @Quetzalcutlass
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    31 month ago

    My brother-in-law once put a slice of bread on my sleeping sister’s stomach, and when their dog (a very gluttonous beagle) started chowing down, woke her up by shaking her while shouting “the dog is eating your flesh!”

    He’s great. There’s a reason he became my best friend after they married.