Allen Ray McGrew, 41, was found laying in the road. He put a firework on his head, and it exploded while on his head, causing massive head injuries, officials said.
His wife, Paige McGrew, said her husband had been drinking since 6 p.m.
See, Florida? It’s not just you. Americans get drunk and do insanely stupid shit everywhere else in the country too.
It seemed to make sense to everyone but you. Including the person I replied to. We then went on to discuss possible solutions to the issue. But you’re doing the far more important work here.