Holy fucking shit why are so many online self-proclaimed history buffs completely unaware of the myriad of critical characterizations of the American Revolution that don’t involve takes that sound like second-grade, red state, public school dialogs from a teacher who’s spent the entire last week watching repeats of Hamilton?

“Bourgeois revolution” is now a second-grade red state public school dialog. Okay. Cool. You have fun completely ignoring Marx, I’m sure he was just some capitalist or whatever.