• @BigPotato
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    529 days ago

    In one exchange, Sgt Schultz said he “wished he could be Jason Bourne” in reference to the fictional spy character.

    After being promised more money from his handler, he said in another message: “I hope so! I need to get my other BMW back!”.

    Unless the Army repo’d his Beamer, I’d assume no. He was just bad with money and delusional.