For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
This is one of the few times I can’t help myself. I become that guy instantly.
“OH SO YOU DO CARE!?!? SO YOU COULD CARE LESS BECAUSE YOU DO CARE!?!?!? GOT 'EM!!”