For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
Weird Al got upset enough at this that he put it in a song:
I hate these word crimes
Like I could care less
That means you do care
At least a little
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc
(I’m really glad he did that parody because I find the tune really catchy and the original song is rapey.)