woah the first one of these I’ve seen on Lemmy! can’t believe it’s been so lon-- oh no… I feel sick. Something coming over m–
Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.
Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because somebody dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn mess. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you mfs are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so that we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is.
For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.
woah the first one of these I’ve seen on Lemmy! can’t believe it’s been so lon-- oh no… I feel sick. Something coming over m–
Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.
Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because somebody dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn mess. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you mfs are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so that we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is.
For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.