That man shook my hand, looked me straight in the eye, and said with a smile, “It’s really nice to meet you.” I am, in fact, incredibly unpleasant. WHAT ELSE IS HE LYING ABOUT?!

  • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot
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    182 months ago

    I never became an intergalactic astronaut spy.

    That’s just what an intergalactic astronaut spy would say.