I used my Vitamix to make a “Chicken Caesar Smoothie” by blending the ingredients of a chicken Caesar salad, topping with some crushed croutons, and garnished with a large romaine leaf.

People were rightly disgusted, but when they tried it they had to begrudgingly admit that it was delicious.

I was able to make them feel better about themselves by telling them to think of it as soup in a glass rather than a smoothie.