• @bcgm3
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    82 months ago

    The day after Trump loses:

    • PatriotAddictDeals.com closes shop
    • PatriotAddictBargains.net opens for business
    • PatriotAddictBargains sales rep: “Sorry, sir, we are a completely different company in a very real and legally-binding sense, and cannot honor a refund for your Trump NFT Ninja Sword. We can, however, offer you a limited-time 10% off coupon for this handsome Trump Ninja Sword display case.”