The Earth has tilted 31.5 inches and its all a result of human activity.
The way the planet rotates has been fundamentally changed by the process of pumping groundwater, and it is having a far bigger impact than previously imagined.
As a result, sea levels have risen .24 inches in less than two decades and the Earth has tilted 31.5 inches.
Yeah, they were both terrible candidates, I really just meant that Killface ran as a progressive. We all know Baby Lamont would have been the one pulling the strings, if he hadn’t tragically died while being smashed across Xander’s face in the Haggar Pants Arena.