The catch is that he doesn’t put in a lot of time for any of those things. His parenting, for example. He acts like a father just long enough to wear his kid like a bulletproof vest, then fucks off again. In his role as CEO, he’ll dip into a meeting where he’s had all the people who actually do something waiting, he’ll fart out some terrible ideas, make demands, and set deadlines based on nothing at all, and then fuck off again before anyone can point out that he’s not actually useful.
He almost inevitably puts MOST of his time into either obsessing over Twitter or manipulating politics for personal gain. He’s either shitting out more tweets nobody wanted or obsessing over how many people liked whatever shit he forced them to see, or he’s waiving a novelty sized check over President Elect Dump and making demands like making real billionaires just pay negative taxes.
The catch is that he doesn’t put in a lot of time for any of those things. His parenting, for example. He acts like a father just long enough to wear his kid like a bulletproof vest, then fucks off again. In his role as CEO, he’ll dip into a meeting where he’s had all the people who actually do something waiting, he’ll fart out some terrible ideas, make demands, and set deadlines based on nothing at all, and then fuck off again before anyone can point out that he’s not actually useful.
He almost inevitably puts MOST of his time into either obsessing over Twitter or manipulating politics for personal gain. He’s either shitting out more tweets nobody wanted or obsessing over how many people liked whatever shit he forced them to see, or he’s waiving a novelty sized check over President Elect Dump and making demands like making real billionaires just pay negative taxes.