• @tetris11
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    3 hours ago

    His name was Derek. But he went by ‘the Prophet’ when times were good, or ‘the Law Giver’ when times were bad.

    I moved onto his prayer farm with 45 other members of the Salvation Star Boys, who died in a mass suicide. But not me. 'Cause I don’t like root beer. And I only drink what I like.

    After it was all over, I called Lois to pick me up. She was mad. But she’s what Derek calls an Oppressing Doubter.

    May the light of Derek’s Invincible Diamond shine through you.