I hereby declare, on oath, that I absolutely and entirely pledge all allegiance and fidelity to any and all domestic powers ordained by God or money; that I will support and defend the rich and their ideals against all enemies, foreign, domestic, imaginary, and myself; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I will bear arms on behalf of the Great, Benovlent President when requested by the executive branch; that I will perform combatant service both foreign and domestic to uphold these values; that I will perform work without consideration of compensation under corporate direction without dissent; and that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; so help me God.

• Naturalization Oath of Allegiance to the United Oligarchs of America