I usually whisper, “I’ll flip every table in this joint if you don’t take my card, including the one with that child at it”, and while it has a 100% success rate, I can’t help but feel terrible about it, later. What are some alternatives?

  • @dingus
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    41 year ago

    You order everything up front and pay up front? What if you decide you’re having a good time and you want to add on another drink?