If you decide that the better option is to get a new wardrobe, it’s hypomania.

If you act on it instantaneously, and spend every last cent you have on the fanciest things you find, it’s mania.

If you then see an ad advertising the new sand and clams burger from McSandals, believing it is a message sent directly to you from big Air Conditioning, giving you secret instructions to take out a loan and take the next flight to Hawaii to taste their sand, screening it for spiritual impurities to report back to big AC to ultimately save the world from an upcoming Sandaliens invasion, it’s psychotic mania