• Blackbeard
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    201 year ago

    John Roberts: “But I didn’t SEE them hand over a bag full of cash, so it doesn’t count. For realsies.”

    Clarence Thomas: “The first amendment protects the freedom of mon–speech. I meant speech.”

    Samuel Alito: “TAKE BRIBES is actually an anagram of BEK EAT RIBS”.

    Brett Kavanaugh: “I drink beer.”