Not The OnionEnglish • 1 year ago

Supermarket evacuated after spider whose bite can cause erections or death spotted

www.independent.co.uk

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Supermarket evacuated after spider whose bite can cause erections or death spotted

www.independent.co.uk

Not The OnionEnglish • 1 year ago

Store is expected to reopen next week

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Lmaooo. This got a genuine belly laugh out of me

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