- warm water bidets exist, but cold water isnt as bad as you think
- no, thats a common misconception
- you can pat dry with a couple squares of TP, or keep a towel handy since you’re clean now
- you ever see all the nooks and crannies of a butthole? You’re going to hurt yourself before you’re actually clean if you’re just wiping with dry paper. You’re smearing shit around your asshole and then going about your day with a shitty asshole acting like that’s not a problem that needs solving