… To my surprise, the peanuts started saying really nice things about my hair and outfit.

It turnes out they were complimentary nuts.

  • @Isaac95
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    42 years ago

    Could almost have the bartender say “Your nuts”.

    "Your nuts,” answered the bartender. “Yeah i thought so.” “No your peanuts” said the barkeep. “… they’re complimentary.“