>be me

>22 and poor in college

>deliver food for a restaurant for a few months

>sometimes people order takeout but don’t pick it up

>if it happens late enough in my shift I get to take it home with me

>always ate the best those nights since it was free

>be me now, 35+

>started calling corporate restaurants and ordering takeout about a half hour before close

>always spoof the caller ID to show up as my ex wife

>been doing it for about 3 years

>never pick it up

>gives me a warm fuzzy feeling knowing i gave some young person a free meal and also my ex gets black listed from every restaurant in town

  • @CluckN
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    51 year ago

    What kind of child works at a takeout place?