• “Would you like 20 corn tortillas?”
  • “No way that’s too many”
  • “What if we cut them up, deep fry them, and add some guacamole?”
  • “We ran out bring more”
  • @NightAuthor
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    51 year ago

    Invite him over and give him fried mozzarella sticks. See if he even bats an eye.