Lol, just saw your screen name. Funny story?

So my dad was a prick, so when I went to high school I told allllll my teachers at my small school (like 30 students) that his name was Richard, it’s very much not, but he went by Dick.

Got to see my teachers call my dad a dick, and he didn’t even correct them because my parents had been separated and since this was his first time meeting the teachers, he just didn’t want to make waves. I will say after this we did get along for a decade or two until my mom passed, but still one of my favorite stories.