I’ll use Linux for a few things and I do appreciate it

I don’t like using terminal for everything, I want to click stuff with my stupid 50 button mouse like a dummy, and I don’t want to install dependencies every time I went to do something new on my computer, I just want it to come bloated with too many drivers to cover my bases for 90% of use cases and not have to think about it.

These two statements are at odds with each other. If you did use Linux at all you would know everything else you said is false.