• @solstice
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    61 year ago

    Heh, I too vividly remember my disgust, confusion, disappointment, etc. But the movies themselves, I can barely remember anything. The structure was just so nonexistent, the plot so weak, the whole thing felt like a series of B plot vignettes duct taped together into one frankensteinian trilogy of nonsense.

    Ok, I just remembered them riding horses on the hull of a star destroyer in orbit! Not sure how to meme that but there’s something. And freeing those horses at the monte carlo casino (briefly before they got recaptured obviously)…oh and the part where the totally fucking ruined everything about space battles by telling us we could just be ramming capital ships and death stars with small objects going lightspeed.

    Godamnit now I’m all freshly pissed off again, fuck I hate those movies so much lol