Doubtful that it’s the original, but my mom taught me:
In the days of old when knights were bold and toilet paper wasn’t invented, they’d wipe their ass with a piece of grass and walk away contented.
It never occurred to me until this post that there might be another version, but I would indeed be interested in seeing it.
Doubtful that it’s the original, but my mom taught me: In the days of old when knights were bold and toilet paper wasn’t invented, they’d wipe their ass with a piece of grass and walk away contented.
It never occurred to me until this post that there might be another version, but I would indeed be interested in seeing it.