A shorter version of my latest column
-Hayes Brown, Bluesky
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Panel one:
[off-screen] Fox News: Taylor Swift’s plane is emitting soo much carbon
Angry Goose: Why are carbon emissions bad?
Panel 2:
[Man labeled Fox News being chased]
Goose: Explain why carbon emissions are bad, coward!!!
Even if that were true (it absolutely is not), there’s no way that the Murdochs and the on-air “talent” multimillionaires aren’t gallivanting around in private jets and helicopters and otherwise responsible for a shitload of emissions.
Nobody’s said anything of the kind. In fact, nobody except you even mentioned reporters.