Flying Squid to Political Memes • edit-211 months agoNo wonder he compares himself to Elvis.imagemessage-square25arrow-up1350arrow-down19file-text
arrow-up1341arrow-down1imageNo wonder he compares himself to Elvis.Flying Squid to Political Memes • edit-211 months agomessage-square25file-text
minus-squareSharkAttaklinkfedilink14•11 months agoHow… how do they know. Did they open him up, saw those very-old-looking stools and said “we have to radio carbon that shit!”?
minus-squareMario_Dies.wavlinkfedilink8•11 months ago“Look, corn! Last time I saw him eat corn was four months ago!” “Just write it down, Brian. I want to sew this motherfucker shut.”
How… how do they know.
Did they open him up, saw those very-old-looking stools and said “we have to radio carbon that shit!”?
Just cut it up and count the rings
it always comes back to the poop knife
“Look, corn! Last time I saw him eat corn was four months ago!”
“Just write it down, Brian. I want to sew this motherfucker shut.”