Nah bro, she’s a distant relo. After her town got harassed by a bunch of Lazer kiwis from the South, she got on the blower saying she’s comin’ over and they need to summon some of Australia’s greatest warriors.

I was chuffed, but she explained it wasn’t me and we had to get some Emu plumes. Once we have enough for her to summon a mob, she’ll disappear from here faster than Harold Holt.