This doesn’t sound too ridiculous, except for all the pseudo legal magic. Without the threshold and “well I don’t plead” stuff, I can see the rest of it being plausible. If the judge was having a good day and didn’t want to put up with it, I can see him ignoring the guy’s made up legal theory. At its core what this is is a guy saying he didn’t do a traffic infraction, and the judge letting him go when he swears it.