I took a screen shot of your comment so I can show it to people who want to try and tell me “it’s not that bad.” You summed it up perfectly and so eloquently.

I didn’t have high hopes, but I have been a little irritated by the fact that people seem to be annoyed that I don’t like it. I don’t know why I have to lower my standards for a bad adaptation just because people think, “it’s hard to do an adaptation.” I have heard the live action one piece was fantastic, so I am sure it’s possible, although I don’t think it’s necessary to do live action adaptations of any of these great animes.