I think there’s a lot of people who would reply “don’t threaten me with a good time”. Dangerous game.

I am not one of those people, my ass is hairy and no one needs to be exposed to that literal shithole. But I don’t judge other folks with freshly nair’d cheeks, y’all do y’all, I do worry about ecoli but they say it’s not a problem "¯_(ツ)_/¯ "