I love bacon too much, like just thinking about a bacon and egg McMuffin makes my mouth water. FUCK, the salty taste, the crispness, the sizzle as it cooks, watching it jump and bubble on the frying pan, and the bacon grease is so nice to drink straight from the pan afterwards! and EGGS! the stench gets me so hungry, the crack of the shell, the semen-like consistency as it pours out, FUCK

but I guess I respect you too