• Hello_there
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    9 months ago

    Do the rom hack right.

    • Toll roads everywhere. Paid each time you enter.
    • Pokemart is a monopoly and gouges you.
    • Arceusism is the state religion and others are barely tolerated.
    • Gyms are privatized and cost per attempt.
    • Pokemon sweatshops.
    • PC access is a freemiun model where you get the first 5 for free, but beyond that you have to pay for Pokestorage+ and pay monthly. Also pokes come out hating you so pretty sure they getting abused. And occasionally pokes get lost.
    • @SkybreakerEngineer
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      189 months ago

      Cost per attempt? Gyms require an annual membership fee, and good luck ever canceling

    • @[email protected]
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      159 months ago

      Pokémon Sweatshops

      I think that was literally a plot point in one of the earlier games or anime? That one will be easy to adapt, just make Team Rocket the heroes for being shrewd businesspeople and you the villain for daring to question the will of the free market.

      • Hello_there
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        109 months ago

        And all the rocket goons are just police protecting the capitalists

      • @Sharkictus
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        39 months ago

        In fact where it is dejure religion, nobody actually follows it or believes it.

    • @EvolvedTurtle
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      49 months ago

      Wait That last one is just Pokemon home lmao