Woman shoots interstate drivers, says God told her to because of the eclipse, Florida police say
abcnews.go.com
The Florida Highway Patrol says a woman who said she was going on a God-directed shooting spree because of the solar eclipse shot two drivers
  • @werefreeatlast
    2•8 months ago

    Now that sounds more spicy. I gotta run this strategy by my wife…hold on…“the sky daemon from the eclipse asked me to please find a local gangbang. I know, I know, I will ask for proof of testing and will definitely meet them all in a public place like a MacDonalds. So?” Yeah she said no.