• LazaroFilm
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    4110 months ago

    MASS

    AGE

    THE

    RAPIST

    • LazaroFilm
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      10 months ago

      Put the sign on the doors like in dontdeadopeninside

      | MASS | AGE    |
      |  THE | RAPIST |
      
    • @[email protected]
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      410 months ago

      Reminds me of the comic strip with the guy painting a door’s window to say PSYCHO THE RAPIST and another guy coming out of the door telling him it’s all one word.

  • @[email protected]
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    1410 months ago

    This guy when he’s leaving to go to the bathroom, “Excuse me, I’m about to whip out my dick.”

  • @[email protected]
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    1410 months ago

    As a massage therapist, I’m also willing to accept “human primate social groomer” over “body toucher.” Not sure that potential clients would appreciate that much more though 😕.

    • @RedAggroBest
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      610 months ago

      I went from from anthropology to massage therapy (and am very happy for it) and I’m glad I’m not the only one who sees the social grooming aspect lol

    • @LemmyKnowsBest
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      10 months ago

      I’m a massage therapist too and yesterday I had a client who could easily qualify as a “primate in need of grooming.” So. Much. Body. Hair & skin grime 🤢 I know we’re supposed to love everybody but I love people most when they practice good grooming & hygiene before they come to get a massage.