Predictably, it’s the 15-minute-city conspiracy crap.

  • Obinice
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    304 months ago

    The tofu eating wokerati want to trap us on our homes! They want us to wear ankle trackers that ensure we don’t travel more then 15 minutes from the house!

    They’re trying to ensure all the most important amenities are within walking distance so they can lock us down forever and control how we breed and what we think!

    Then they’ll slowly replace us with the foreigners they’re shipping in on their small boats, and before you know it we’ll all be French! It’s an invasion from within!

    Wake up sheeple!

      • @C4dOP
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        64 months ago

        It’s incredible. I went to a consultation forum regarding intruding 20mph speed limits and all these conspiracy nuts just came out of the crowd like some zombie apocalypse.

    • TheCoolest
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      14 months ago

      @obinice @C4d I’ve met someone who believes this stuff plus the whole “5G poses an unknowable danger and has something to do with vaccines” thing, all tied to the belief that the government wants to lock her in her home, and it’s also woven into her deep religious beliefs, which is to say it’s probably the work of satan.

  • @[email protected]
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    194 months ago

    I don’t understand how someone can graduate elementary (or primary in England, I think?) school and still believe the 15 minute city conspiracies. They have to be some of the stupidest that I’ve ever heard. Like if you know how to put your shoes on and you don’t keep forgetting to breathe, you should be smart enough to know better.

        • @C4dOP
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          24 months ago

          It’s conspiracies all the way down.

    • Optional
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      14 months ago

      Indeed. I’m thinking there’s some connection to eating a bunch of beef hormones or other environmental poisons. It’s plainly a mental illness.

  • AutoTL;DRB
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    74 months ago

    This is the best summary I could come up with:


    Ministers began considering curbs on cycling and walking schemes in March this year, one document said, “in response to concerns about 15-minute cities”, an urban planning concept that Rishi Sunak’s government has repeatedly mischaracterised.

    Devised by the French-based urbanist, Carlos Moreno, 15-minute cities are a broad planning concept based on people living within easy reach of workplaces and schools, as well as local amenities, gradually reducing the need for short car trips.

    TAN, which is being assisted by Dale Vince, the green energy magnate and campaigner, has sought a judicial review of the decision to scrap government guidance to councils introduced during Covid to help more people walk and cycle.

    The DfT documents also show that officials repeatedly warned ministers that other aspects of the plan for motorists, notably the idea of potentially forcing councils to remove LTNs, were unlikely to succeed.

    A DfT briefing paper for Downing Street in August warned that a full review of existing LTNs “could entail a very large piece of analytical work”, adding that “there is an expectation among media” that the plan for motorists would nonetheless target them.

    However, the adoption of the idea, even as a long-term aspiration, by cities as varied as Paris, Bogotá and Oxford has prompted a wave of conspiracies about a supposed transnational plot to block people from travelling beyond their local neighbourhood.


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  • @[email protected]
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    64 months ago

    (US Here) Even my more progressive friends won’t go downtown because every business doesn’t have free dedicated parking. Street parking is free for the first hour and when I still drove I had lunch with no problems that way 1000 times, but nope unless where they’re going has it’s own dedicated parking lot, they aren’t going.

  • Andrew Bartlett
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    44 months ago

    @C4d

    Original guardian article is
    https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/jan/10/shift-from-15-minute-cities-in-england-partly-due-to-conspiracy-theories

    So frustrating to see this, and the same has followed here in NZ.

    Particularly frustrating when it could and should have been addressed head on: The pandemic has shown we can change how we live work and move, and in a constrained fiscal environment the cheapest way to meet health, environmental and transport goals is to allow those who can cycle and walk stop clogging up roads.

    But of course the car is a virtue signal of its own.

  • @[email protected]
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    14 months ago

    Absolutely insane. We have serious dysfunction in our civilization that great concepts like this 15min city is being poisoned by social media with the help of algorithms trying to optimize for profit. This is the real conspiracy, that our systems of power are utterly rudderless and irrational.