West Town is being described as the biggest homes-led development in Edinburgh in modern times.

7000 home. Medium density housing, car free living, 27 acres of parks, easy Airport access, what’s not to love?

Apart from new builds being universally shit. And no buses most likely. And no tram stop. And schools likely underprovisioned. As will the Drs, and pharmacist. Or the flight path. Or the rail line. Or the motorway. And then no solar panels, or car charging points. Heat pumps MIA, no communal heating either. And a lego land look and feel. And no drying greens. And then they want £500K for a 3 bed