They do tend to have multiple traits in common with me. However, I like my favorite characters the same way that I like poison dart frogs: something not so alien to look at that it causes disgust, but also something so simple and cute that you’d never guess it is incredibly destructive if mishandled even a little, even by chance. Something safely behind thick glass where I can observe and it can never touch me.

Were I given the opportunity to meet any of them, I would have to genuinely weigh the likelihood and specific flavor of danger, and most of the agreement would be out of unbearable morbid curiosity.

all my favourite characters are the exact opposite of me because i fuckin hate myself